February 2012
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An excerpt from my unpublished and unfinished...
The “piggy bank” in name only from which my stepfather purloined approximately sixty five US american dollars, coins and paper bills I’d kept in repository in anticipation of acquiring merchandise from my favorite musical sing-performer Alanis Morrissette, she of the yelp and yowl, did not resemble a bank nor a swine. Rather it was a pneumatic tube, akin to the likes of which...
An excerpt from my unpublished and unfinished...
Often, as a child, twas less about what my parents fed me than what they chose to not feed me; per se and as in an apt effort on misdirection, or rather malnourishment. Oft it would be days and days of cereal, the dollar-store sugar kind poured into bone-white styrofoam bowls, bowls upon bowls, for days
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An excerpt from my unpublished and unfinished...
But as a child, we lived not in the lap of poverty but in its warmed footrest, a handhold of not-having always everpresent. When my father would return from the local druggery, he’d oft be perfumed with a smell akin to barbecue and what I’d soon come to realize as my own manlieness, two scents I’d forever relate to the baking of a large, crusty white chunk of powder over an open...
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Watchlacartaajena:
Cocaine. UN. Colbert.
So f*cking funny.
(Skip ahead to 4:14 for the goods — although it’s all pretty good.)
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January 2012
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the problem with lana del rey, illustrated by...
going to dinner with lana del rey:
what looks good on the menu to you?
“whatever you like”
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selecting a film to see with lana del rey:
what movie do you want to see?
“whatever you like”
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book club with lana del rey:
what did you think of the book
“whatever you like”
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a wine tasting with lane del rey:
did you find...
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“hit me my darling tonight
i don’t know why but i like it
gotta get back...”
– —lana del rey, diet mtn dew.
now, i’m wondering—what actually is this song meant to be about? because, like….
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Watchworst song of all time, or WORSTEST SONG OF ALL TIME?
